A man went to see God.
God lived on a hilltop. He stunk of stale beer and body odor. He told the man that since his is God, he doesn’t have to bathe or do any of the things that mortals have to do.
The man asked him, “What about cleanliness is next to godliness?” God chuckled to himself and wandered off to the kitchen to get another beer.
“What about do unto others as you would have them do onto you? Or all those thou shall nots?” The man demanded.
“What about thou shall not waste any more of my time?” God replied and threw the man off the hill.